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Stupid jokes can turn a frown upside down. Ah, life… Isn’t it great?

Dull workgroups can suddenly become a lot of fun. A terrible date can turn into a fond memory. In fact, a real joke, well-delivered, can deceive you. – Don’t quote me.

Of course, some jokes are really about a little disgust. But stupid jokes are usually kryptonite for boring social situations. They can help relieve the tension or brighten up the room with a drop of hat. You know what we think? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. Every man needs a set of kneepads in his repertoire of stupid puns.

We searched the Internet for the best jokes for you.

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6 Best stupid jokes

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At Mantelges we believe that there’s only one thing better than a good joke – a joke so stupid that it’s good. From double antennas falling into the jaws to heartbreaking punches, there are real gems. We made a nice epic list of the best stupid jokes and one-liners that make your audience laugh.

Here are the top six stupid jokes:

1. Why did the banana arrive at the hospital?

That joke can cheer a man up when he’s not feeling well.

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He peeled very hard.

2. What is green and sitting in a corner crying?

Once they see the Incredible Hulk, they will love him.

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Incredible pout lip.

3. Why can’t pigs ride a bicycle?

Laughing at that funny animal joke.

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Because they don’t have enough thumbs to call.

4. Why was the photo taken in prison?

LOL! That’s hilarious.

5. One twin to another:

It’s so stupid it hurts.

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You’re ugly.

You're ugly.

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6. Why did the ghost go to rehab?

This one’s probably gonna laugh.

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He had a penchant for bosses.

7. When does a joke become a daddy joke?

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When it becomes clear.

6 Stupid and banal jokes

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You have to admit it. You like banal jokes.

We love them too. After all, nothing beats blessing someone’s day with a good smile. Pamper yourself with our collection of priceless jokes and one-liners. They’re really insignificant.

Here are six stupid, everyday jokes.

7. Which creature is wiser than a talking parrot?

Who would have thought that?

8. How do you make a pirate angry?

Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho…

9. I stayed in a hotel where the towels were so thick,.

This is a good option to share with your family when you go home after your trip.

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I could barely close my suitcase.

10. What is your preference for the transport of potatoes?

Make everyone at the dining table smile.

Sauce train.

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11. Why can’t Chuck Norris use the Internet?

What an asshole… LOL!

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Because he won’t obey.

12. I don’t want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything,.

It takes away the seriousness of any conversation.

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but I can still fit in those earrings I wore to school.

6 Stupid father’s joke

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Looking for Daddy’s stupid jokes? Make yourself comfortable: You’ve come to the right place. Show your dad that you care about him by sharing our collection of really stupid daddy jokes with him. They’ll leave you alone. Every day will be Father’s Day…

Here are six of Daddy’s stupid jokes:

13. What do you call fake noodles?

Everybody loves stupid puns.

14. What did the duck say when he bought the lipstick?

That’ll make every father smile.

15. Why can’t we trust atoms?

If your father doesn’t roll his eyes, the delivery is canceled.

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They make things up.

You're making this up.

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16. What do you call an old snowman?

Ha ha ha… what else could it be?

17. What is the name of the person without arms or legs in the pool?

18. Have you heard of two thieves who stole the calendar?

That’s very clever. It will put a smile on someone’s face.

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Each of them got six months

9 Stupid jokes about cheese

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Can’t you find the right words to cheer someone up? All we’ve got is what the doctor ordered – cheese jokes. This collection will make someone smile if you have the courage to try it on.

Here are nine stupid cheese jokes:

19. I like your name.

Great joke about the girl you just met.

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Thanks. I got it for my birthday.

20. Have you heard of a dentist and a manicurist?

It’s so stupid you have to read it twice.

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They fought with their teeth and nails.

They fought tooth and nail.

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21. I know someone who was so ugly when he tried to enter an ugly contest, he said:.

We have to be careful with that.

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Sorry, no professionals.

22. How long does it take for the average person to get a black belt?

The funny thing is, it’s true.

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A normal person will never earn a black belt.

23. My doctor told me that I’m type A….

The forest…

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But he was type O.

24. What has four wheels and flies?

Got it? Read it again.

25. I know someone so crazy!

Ow! It’s cruel.

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she let one direction lead to the other.

Stupid jokes, I know someone so ugly she'd go the other way.

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26. Why do ambassadors never fall ill?

This one’s gonna laugh.

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Diplomatic immunity.

27. Why does lightning strike?

That’s a good joke for a rainy day.

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Because he doesn’t know how to act.

6 Stupid and witty jokes

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Sometimes all it takes is a few witty jokes to cheer you up. Whether it’s a fast single-layer fast sidewalk or a more traditional joke, we have some quick jokes that will get your audience rolling on the ground.

Here are six stupid and funny jokes:

28. Why was Tiger in the bathroom?

It really is an eternal joke.

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He was looking for Vinnie!

29. What did the bed cover say?

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I’m right behind you!

30. How to prepare holy water

Anyway, it’s one of the stupidest and funniest jokes we’ve ever heard.

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You’re a fucking cook.

You're fucking cooking!

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31. Why did the orange stop sliding down the hill?

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We’re out of juice!

32. What is the name of the elephant in the phone booth?

33. What does a vegetarian zombie eat?

LOL… the zombie apocalypse is coming.

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GRAINS!

6 Stupid jokes but the funniest jokes ever

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There are funny jokes, and then there are some absolutely funny jokes. We’ve put together the funniest jokes just for you. It’s always good to have a set of jokes to hand that can make any case easier. People love people who can make them smile. You have to know the funniest jokes to be that guy. So, uh… enjoy it.

Here are six stupid jokes, but the funniest in the world:

34. I tried a new restaurant this week. I ordered a duck

Only to throw the food in the restaurant.

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It was good, but the result was hard to swallow.

35. What do you get when you cross a Bigfoot with a vampire?

A short and soft single-layer coating that makes almost everyone smile.

Frostbite?

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36. How do prisoners call?

37. Yesterday I bought a toilet brush.

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But I have to say I still prefer toilet paper.

38. What is the name of an intelligent man in America?

One thing’s for sure: this joke won’t get you to the top of the list.

39. What did God say after the creation of man?

6 Stupid jokes knocking

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Do you want jokes that make you laugh when you’re asked? You can’t go wrong with knocking jokes. From children to grandparents, everyone loves those jokes. Even if they can be a bit mundane, it’s all part of the fun. We made some jokes about taking off your socks.

Here are six stupid knocking jokes:

40. Knock-knock.
Who’s calling, please?
Nineteen Amish!
Amish who?

It’s a funny knocking joke that makes the whole family laugh.

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You’re not a slipper!

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41. Knock-knock.
Who’s calling, please?
Alex.
Alex who?

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Hey, Alex, questions here!

42. Knock-knock.
Who’s calling, please?
Abby
Abby who?

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I just got stung by a bee!

43. Knock-knock.
Who’s calling, please?
Alfie.
Alfie who?

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Alfie’s awful if you leave!

44. Knock-knock.
Who’s calling, please?
Aliens
Aliens who?

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How many strangers do you know?

45. Knock-knock.
Who’s calling, please?
Herd.
Who’s the herd?

This joke will sweeten your day, whether you’re at work or at home.

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The herd you were home with, so I came!

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6 Stupid birthday jokes

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Stupid holiday jokes add the most important ingredients to your birthday – fun, laughter and frivolity. They look a lot like birthday presents and cakes – they’re mandatory. Don’t settle for confetti with our collection of word games and birthday jokes.

Here are six stupid birthday jokes:

46. What do you get from a hunter for your birthday?

This joke will brighten up everyone’s birthday party.

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The original pheasant.

47. What is the problem with birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy?

48. You can only celebrate them in leap years.

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and read what’s up there!

49. What does a mould do on its birthday?

50. Why was the boy hot on his birthday?

Make those grumpy faces disappear with this gem of a ghost.

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Because people bake it all the time!

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51. Why are birthdays good for you?

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The people who live the longest.

6 Stupid jokes about the elderly

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It takes a certain sense of humor to appreciate the jokes of the good old boys. And yes… by good we mean indecent stupidity. So stupid, people started shaking their heads. After all, ageing is not necessarily doom and gloom, we can all laugh about it, can’t we?

We have a collection of senior jokes that can provoke a reaction to God. But you can be sure they’ll laugh a lot.

Here are six stupid jokes about old people:

52. I know someone so old,.

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She knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

53. I know someone so old,.

It’s no good…

54. I know someone so old,.

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their first Christmas!

55. I know someone so old,.

The thought of an expired birth certificate makes the eyes and mouth roll LOLING.

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his birth certificate expired.

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56. I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper

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The closer he gets to the end, the faster he goes.

57. If you are not satisfied and want to go back to youth,.

6 Stupid jokes about dogs

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A man’s best friend isn’t immune to a joker. But of course… They will be loyal, loving and cheerful. I bet they have a great sense of humor, too. Whether you have a dog, want to get one or already have one, we have a collection of stupid dog jokes that make everyone bark even more. Sit down and enjoy the real thing.

Here are six stupid dog jokes:

58. What do dogs eat for breakfast?

She will certainly impress all dog lovers.

59. What did the dog say to the tree?

60. Why was the dog a good storyteller?

A joke that will make everyone laugh.

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Did he know how to grope for a dramatic effect?

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61. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

62. What is the name of a dog that has been run over by a steam train?

63. What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?

6 Stupid political jokes

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Reading political news can be depressing. Take a break from all this and the gray, read some funny political jokes instead. Blue or red, old or young, you can find out what’s going on in Washington without thinking about it. Those jokes will betray you. Fair warning – they’re stupid.

Here are six stupid political jokes:

64. Is a liberal just a conservative?

This witty joke should provoke a thunderous laugh if told properly.

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hasn’t been stolen yet.

65. My favorite mythical creature?

It’s a very rare species.

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An honest politician.

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66. Politicians and layers have one thing in common:

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…they both have to turn regularly… and for the same reason.

67. Politics is the art of looking for problems, finding them and making a wrong diagnosis.

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and then abuse the wrong drug.

68. How many politicians does it take to replace a light bulb?

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Two: one to change it and one to put it back.

69. My love as communism; everyone gets his share,.

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and that’s only good in theory.

6 Stupid science jokes

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Here’s a nice fact: Science and laughter go well together.

Although scientists tend to take their work very seriously, they also realize that laughing has serious health benefits. You see… Anyone can use the flood of endorphins to laugh at a good joke. We searched everywhere for the best, worst and stupidest jokes and puns we could find.

Here are six stupid science jokes:

70. Where does the bad light stop?

You don’t have to be a nerd to figure that out. That’s weird!

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71. Why is it difficult for a communist to tell a joke?

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It’s no fun if everyone doesn’t understand.

72. The photographer checks into the hotel and asks if he needs help with his luggage.

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He says: No, I travel light.

73. Did you hear that oxygen went to a potassium appointment?

74. I wish I was Adenine,.

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Then I can be paired with you.

75. If you are not part of the solution,

Think about it for a second.

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you’re part of the sediment.

 

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6 Stupid jokes about the best liner

Stupid jokes are the best ship jokes.

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Shortness is the soul of the spirit! And that’s especially true when it comes to telling jokes. Long jokes almost always end in twisted jokes. That’s not good, is it?

That’s why we like one-line movies. We are shocked to see how much humour and ambiguity can be summed up in such short jokes. They can be delivered in one line without having to be moved from one side to the other. Such beauties…

According to Wikipedia, a good course of action should be concise. We have a collection of the best ship jokes. Have fun!

Here are six of the best stupid jokes on a cruise ship:

76. Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both?

You won’t make many friends with that joke.

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the winner and the loser at the same time.

77. The worst time for a heart attack is when you play a charade.

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STYLE!

78. I don’t think it’s normal for one company to play Monopoly.

79. Do not write the part upside down.

80. When I was little, I lay in my double bed and wondered:.

Because jokes are for everyone… Even the children will understand.

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Where was my brother?

- When I was a child, I lay in my double bed and wondered.

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81. Thank you for explaining this word to me so many times,.

6 Stupid walks at the bar Jokes

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Let me guess… you think you heard all the X’s at the prankster bar, right? Well, we’re sure you missed a few. Update your joke collection and earn your rightful place as a local bar resident with our list of stupid jokes. Some ask to laugh, others to moan. Easy, easy, easy… we won’t tell anyone where you got your stuff.

There are six entries for stupid bar jokes:

82. Two quotes go to the bar.

So stupid, but it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.

83. Frog walks into a bar.

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The bartender takes it and puts it in the mix the witch has to drink at the bar.

84. Two dragons entering a beam. One says to the other: It’s hot in here. The others are one-off actions,.

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Shut the fuck up!

85. Game on words, wordplay and limerick, not on the meter.

A joke that would allow you to meet someone in a bar.

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86. Three-eyed Jack Olangier walks into a bar. Bartender asks: Who cut you off?

87. A ghost walks into a bar, says the bartender,.

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Sorry, buddy, we don’t serve perfume here.

6 Stupid military jokes

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Look out! Look out!

A lot of stupid things are happening all over the world today. And our soldiers are involved in man-to-man combat. Fortunately, our boys and girls in uniform never lose their sense of humour. They’re always making up new and funny military jokes. We looked on the internet for stupid and serious jokes that would make even the most serious non-commissioned officers laugh. March to the battle of your own drum with this collection.

Here are six stupid military jokes:

88. If you ask my son why he joined the army, he will proudly tell you that he joined the army to kill people

What a twisted end.

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He’s a terrible doctor.

89. There are two spiders in the boiler, which one is in the army?

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The one in the tank.

90. What is the Iraqi national bird?

That’s weird!

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91. What was a French army general doing in the social media?

92. What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?

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The jet engine stops whining when the plane stops.

93. Why do snipers close one eye when firing?

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Because when they closed both eyes, they couldn’t see.

6 Stupid jokes from a lawyer

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All rise…

You cannot win a dispute with your lawyer, but he will support your right to a joke at his expense. It turns out that all those long hours of legal studies invest in the nature of a certain type of cynical mind. We made a list of jokes about lawyers raising the bar.

Here are six stupid lawyer jokes:

94. How can you meet an attorney with an IQ of 50?.

Laugh at your lawyer with those jewels, then go away.

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Good morning, Your Honor.

95. Why are the lawyers buried 12 feet deep?

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Because deep down they’re really good guys!

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96. How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving van?

97. What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

98. Where can I find a good lawyer?

Your lawyer won’t be so nice.

99. What is the difference between an avocado and a herd of buffalo?

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The lawyer’s making more accusations.

6 Stupid jokes on the desk

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Working with Mantelges is not just playing a mantra. It’s a way of life. And what could be better than sharing stupid jokes on the desk…

You look… Office jokes aren’t just a way of killing time. They help people feel relaxed and can even help to improve the performance of. Let’s face it… Professional life can easily become monotonous and incredibly stressful. That’s not what you want, is it?

Leave your stand and share our collection of office jokes with your colleagues.

Here are six stupid jokes on the desk:

100. If I do it right, my boss never remembers.

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If I’m wrong, he’ll never forget it.

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101. My work is safe.

Live with this cracker on the fun side of your workplace.

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Nobody else wants to do it.

102. When I’m tall, I’m slow.

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If my boss takes his time, he’s thorough.

103. The man who performed the self-correction died

I’m sure that joke will brighten up a boring day.

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The recovery of the world.

104. Why are blondes not allowed coffee breaks?

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It takes too long to recycle them.

105. My memory got so bad I lost my job

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I’m still working. I can’t remember where.

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6 Stupid jokes about blondes

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Our list wouldn’t be complete if we didn’t share a few jokes about blondes. These jokes repress the stereotypical pleasure of a blonde. They are all designed to be fun , so don’t let them down. You could just hurt somebody. We have some jokes you can share with the most virtuous friends they understand.

Here are six stupid jokes about blondes:

106. How did a young blonde girl try to kill a bird?

Monday shouldn’t be so blue…

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She threw him off a cliff.

107. Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?

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They always forget the recipe.

108. How do you know if a brunette is really a blonde dyeing her hair?

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When she tripped on the cordless phone.

109. Why did the blonde girl pee on the floor?

A big smile with that very funny pun.

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Because she saw a sign that said: Wet Floor.

110. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

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I wonder if it’s mine.

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111. Why did the blonde take the ruler to bed?

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Because she wanted to measure how long he slept.

6 Stupid jokes about pirates

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Hey, buddy! We went looking for this treasure chest with stupid jokes about pirates in the seven seas of the internet. These jewels will make you laugh at your prey from here to the Caribbean.

Here are six stupid pirate jokes:

112. Why did the hacker give up golfing?

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He kept hooking the ball!

113. Why are pirates called pirates?

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Because they’re organizing!

114. What was the name of the most profitable hacker?

115. What is a pirate’s favourite fish?

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116. How did the pirate quit smoking?

117. Why are pirates great singers?

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You could reach the top three!

6 Stupidity, as you call jokes.

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Looking for some fire jokes? You could be wrong about the jokes. What do you call jokes? They are especially appreciated by children because they are easy to remember and tell. We have a collection of our all-time favorites. All you have to do is check them.

Here are six stupid jokes, as you call it…

118. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

It’s a good joke when you’re watching the NBA playoffs.

119. What do you call a tree that fits in your hand?

120. What is the name of the row of jumping rabbits?

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The rabbit pull line!

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121. What do you call a sleeping wolf?

122. What do you call two birds in love? Favorites!

123. What is the name of a cow in an earthquake? Cocktail with milk!

6 Stupid New Year jokes

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New Year’s Eve is the most festive night ever celebrated. It’s time to have fun and start the new year. You can’t stop the clock, so you can let the good times roll. There’s no better way to do it than with some stupid New Year’s jokes. Start the new year with the right jobs.

Here are six stupid New Year’s jokes:

124. What is a cow’s favourite holiday?

Join the New Year by laughing.

125. New Year’s Eve?

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I was just getting used to it!

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126. Why do birds fly south on New Year’s Eve?

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It’s too far to walk!

127. What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?

128. Who is most enthusiastic about the New Year’s countdown?

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Calendar companies.

129. What do snowmen like to do on New Year’s Eve?

It’s a simple joke.

6 Stupid jokes about nerds

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Nerds rule the world. They are smart, but at the same time socially awkward. It’s a weird mix of entertainment that turned her into a joker. If you’re a nerd, we have some stupid nerd jokes that help you get out of the cocoon and have a little laugh with the world.

Here are six stupid nerd jokes:

130. What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

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131. For me,.

Only a nerd could find that jewelry.

132. I had to sell my vacuum cleaner

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Because he was just collecting dust.

133. Your wife said you never buy her flowers. Is that true?

LOL! You could save a night on the couch.

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Honestly, I had no idea she was selling flowers.

134. Pigeon chocolate tastes much better than their soap.

135. And the Lord said to John,.

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go and reach eternal life.

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6 Stupid jokes about harvest days

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Thanksgiving is a time of year when the whole family comes together. Everyone, from your beloved aunt to your fickle cousin, will be at the celebrations beside you. We have a collection of Thanksgiving jokes that you can keep in your back pocket for a little fun when things get nasty. All that’s left is to do it without the stuffing and try not to spoil the crowning glory.

Here are six stupid jokes for Thanksgiving:

136. How does the turkey phone sound?

Ha-ha-ha-ha… is the sound of the Thanksgiving dinner.

137. What is the difference between chicken and turkey?

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The chickens have Thanksgiving!

138. What do you call a bad turkey?

139. On Thanksgiving there is always something to be thankful for.

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Even if it’s not a turkey.

140. If it rains in April and May, what does May bring?

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141. What’s your favorite ghost bite?

Create fun memories with the whole family.

6 Stupid bad jokes

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Do you need some bad jokes to share with the boys on your next trip?

Some bad jokes are definitely worth wailing and rolling for. But not this one. Today we have a collection of bad jokes that manage to be both stupid and funny.

Here are six stupid bad jokes:

142. How many apples grow on a tree?

This joke is guaranteed to tickle your laughing muscles.

143. Grocery store: Do you want milk in a box?.

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No, leave it in the box!

144. I can cut down a tree just by looking at it

You can have fun.

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That’s right! I saw it with my own eyes.

145. My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

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146. I’ve heard there’s a new company called Moderation

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They’ve got it all there.

147. What is white and cannot climb trees?

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Cooler jokes

Slowly, slowly… Before you bend your funny bones, we’ve got a lot of jokes where they come from. Look, we always have your back.

  1. Are you religious? Do you have an unbridled sense of humor? Those church jokes will make your friends laugh. Try not to ruin the sermon.
  2. Make Easter jokes and make the whole family laugh. We need to get into the Easter mood.
  3. You like those stupid nerd jokes? Awesome! You’re gonna want to see these hilarious computer jokes.
  4. Could you make some funny coffee jokes? Look what we’re drinking.
  5. Someone told me you’d like our shark jokes! They won’t know what you bit.

How to use stupid jokes

stupid jokes - how to use stupid jokes

by: Pexel / Rifon Doors

Life is a stress. A stupid joke well told can give you a break. Here are some tips to help you cheer yourself up and make people smile.

That’s how we use stupid jokes:

1. Knowing your audience

Know your audience.

by: Escape / School of Food

Your joke should appeal to your audience. What’s funny for a teenager might not be right for your 70-year-old uncle. The jokes you make with your friends when you go to the bar may not be suitable for your workplace.

2. Try your materials at your fingertips

Your equipment is at your disposal.

by: Escape / Sarah Brink

Take a lot of good jokes and practice. You don’t have to remember jokes. Make it quick and easy so you can say what you want to say, even if you’re nervous without blinking.

3. Joking.

My own joke.

by: Escape / Matthew Lancaster

To make your joke funny, you have to make it your own. You need to be able to integrate it into a story so that it looks original or new. Finding the same jokes can be considered presumptuous on countless occasions. One way to personalize the joke is to change the ending.

4. Indicate the starting point on the right.

silly jokes

by: Pexels / Muse Ortaz

You have to end the joke by shaking it. At the end of the day, it’s all the action that happens. It’s the difference between a big joke and a total failure. The most important moment should be a surprise for the audience.

Conclusion

Looking for funny jokes? Steal our collection of classic stupid jokes. After all, you can never have enough jokes to make you laugh all day. Cheers!

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