Through: Escape / Priscilla du Preez

Let’s talk about funny jokes and knocking. *Yeah, we know that putting words together to make funny knock jokes might seem like an oxymoron, but it’s a fact: Knock-knock jokes are funny!

In fact, these are the funniest jokes ever! They’re just funny, in a very raw, very cheesy, groaning way.

To prove it to you, here are some of our funniest jokes about tuk tuk. So enjoy some great word games and tricky allusions, pick a few and share them with your friends.

You’re gonna overthrow them!

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20 Best Funny Tuk Tuk jokes

Funny Knock Knock Jokes - The best funny knock jokes.

Through: Unsplash / Bailey Gramling

If you want to tell funny jokes and knock – and a lot of people will tell you to ignore this impulse – you have to hit opponents with your best material. Prove to the world that your sense of humor is not good with those big jokes.

Here are the 20 best funny tuk tuk jokes:

1. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Cows come
Cows come who?

Nice and informative!

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Response

No, the cows mooing, the owls mooing!

2. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Hide.
Cash who?

No jokes for people who are allergic to nuts.

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Response

No, thanks. I’ll have a peanut.

3. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Yes.
Who?

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Response

Yahoo! It’s good to see you too!

4. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
AvenueWie?

The main line is around the corner.

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Response

Did the Avenue see this coming?

5. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Heidi.
Heidi who?

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Response

Heidi die, heidi ho, neighbor!

6. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Cabbage.
Kool who?

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Response

What, you expect kale to have a last name or something?

7. Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Candice.
Candice who?

Does the joke about Candice make you laugh?

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Response

Is Candice’s door open, or am I stuck here?

Candice's door's open or I'm stuck here.

Through: Escape / Jamie Brown

8. Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?

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Voodoo, do you think you’re asking all these questions?

9. Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Wooden shoes.
Wooden shoe that?

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Response

Wooden Shoe wants to hear another joke?

10. Knock-knock.
Who is
Amish
Amish Who?

Try this joke, you love Mennonites.

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Response

That’s good. That’s good. I miss you, too.

11. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Herd.
Stove who?

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Response

You were home, so I came!

12. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Barbara
Barbara who?

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Response

Barbara the Black Sheep, you’ve got wool…

13. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?

Aloha-ha-ha.

Response display

Response

I’m fine, Hawaii. How are you?

I'm fine, Hawaii, you...

Through: Escape / Artem Belyaikin

14. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Snow.
Who is snowing?

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Response

Use of snow. I forgot my name again!

15. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Water.
Water who?

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Response

Water those plants or they’ll die!

16. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Claire.
Claire who?

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Response

Claire, it’s a delivery walk.

17.knock-knock.
Who is it?
I’ll do it.
Who am I supposed to love?

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Response

I don’t know, you tell me!

18. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe Who?

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Give me a hug, Jimmy, give me a kiss, and come on, Joe.

Three puns in one!

19. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?

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Doris is locked up, so I’m knocking!

20. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Courts! Who does the dishes?

Shall I wash you this time?

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Response

Courts The police come out with their hands up.

20 jokes Corny but funny knock

Funny knock-knock jokes - funny but boring knock-knock jokes

Through: Escape / Ben White

There’s more corn in that tuk-tuk joke than in the whole Midwest. So when you tell those silly jokes, you really stick to the art.

Here are 20 funny but somewhat old-fashioned jokes:

21. Voldemort: Knock-knock Potter: Who is it?
Voldemort. You know.
Harry Potter: Do you know who?

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Voldemort: Exactly!

22. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Oil.
Oil who?

The oil should be here any minute.

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Response

Oil, faster. I have to go to the bathroom!

23. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Frozen lemonade.
Frozen lemonade who?

That joke really turns things upside down.

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Response

The glaciers can hear me!

24. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Kish.
Who?

This is gonna make your audience really nervous.

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Response

Can I have a hug and a quiche?

25. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Large intermittent cow.
Which fat cow interrupts?

26. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Doctor.
Doctor who?

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Response

Did you see that TV show?

Have you seen this program .

Through: Escape / Ali Yahya

27. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?

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Response

Alpaca case, load the car!

28. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?

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Ahmed, a pay phone trying to call home. All the money I spent on you.

29. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine Who?

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Response

URINEsecure doesn’t know why.

30. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?

That’s a good puppet joke.

31. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Candice.
Candice who?

Response display

Response

Is Candice’s door open or what?

32. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Honey Bee.
Bee who?

Oh, stop it, will you?

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Response

Bee, open up, okay?

Honeybee die_ beautiful and open honeybee, do you want .

Through: Irrigation / REVOLT

33. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Alec.
Alec who?

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Response

Alec-Trinity. Isn’t that shocking?

34. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Dozen.
A dozen who?

No, because you’re disgusting.

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Response

Somebody let me in?

35. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Oil!
Oil who?

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Response

I’m telling you, it’s butter and nuts!

36. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Nobel.
Nobel who?

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Response

There’s no call at the door, so I knock.

37. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
The man who came in second.
The guy who came in second. Who?

Even jokes are only kept by the winners.

38. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Daisy!
Daisy who?

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Response

Daisy fools me, they hate me.

39. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Yes.
Who?

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Response

No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

40. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Mikey!
Mikey who?

Go under the mat.

Response display

Response

Mikey can’t go through the keyhole!

18 funny jokes about daddy toc

Humour knock knock jokes - daddy funny knock jokes

Through: Escape / Priscilla du Preez

Jokes about fathers have become a favorite pastime for losing fathers who want to embarrass their offspring. So practice teasing your future children with these funny knocking jokes that look like the Father’s Day band.

Here are 18 funny daddy jokes Knock, knock, knock:

41. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Radio.
Radio who?

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Response

Radio or no radio, here I come!

42. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Lettuce.
Hit who?

Daddy won’t leave you alone until you laugh about it.

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Response

Salad and I’m telling you!

43. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Phillip.
Philip who?

Ben’s ready.

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Response

Fill the gas tank, please!

44.knock-knock.
Who is it?
Canoe.
Can who?

Not if you’re a sailor.

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Response

Canoeing or something?

45. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Euripides.
Euripides who?

How tragic.

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Response

The Euripides jeans, that’s what you pay for, isn’t it?

46. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

Response display

Response

Do you make water? Open the door!

Open the door!

Through: Escape / Evelyn Paris

47. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

Response display

Response

Do you make water? Open the door!

48. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Leaf!
Sheet Who?

Response display

Response

Get out of the house, you’re no longer the master!

49. Knock-knock.
Who is it?

Response display

Response

Someone who thinks you need to fix your damn doorbell!

50. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
I’m sorry,
I’m sorry, who?

51. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Tweet
Tweet who?

Response display

Response

Does anyone else hear an owl?

Who's Twit Twit who heard an owl...

Through: Escape / James Toews

52. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Tad
Tad who?

There really is a Looney Tunes.

53. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Tad
Tad who?

54. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Rhino!
Rhino who?

I thought elephants didn’t forget.

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Response

Rhinoceros at every knocking joke!

55. Knock-knock.
Who is this
Lina.
Leena who?

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Response

Lina’s a little close, and I’m telling you!

56. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Egg.
Egg who?

It makes the blood boil.

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Response

I’m very disappointed you still don’t recognize me.

57. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Silver.
Money who?

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Response

My knee hurts when I walk.

58. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?

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Response

Aida has lots of candy and now my stomach hurts!

17 Christmas jokes

Christmas jokes - Christmas jokes

Through: Escape / JD Mason

It’s the season of trees, lights, carols, gifts and bad jokes that make everyone want to spend the holiday alone. These knock-knock-jokes are so bad, I wish you’d tell them all! Damn it! Damn it!

Here are 17 funny Christmas jokes:

59. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Noah.
Noah who?

Wrong holiday, Skipper!

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Response

Noah’s good Christmas joke?

60. Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?

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Response

You know, your idea of Santa Claus could use some work.

61. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Avery.
Avery who?

Tex, very.

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Response

Merry Christmas!

1А9 62. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Santa Claus.
What Santa Claus?

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Response

A Christmas card for Santa Claus. Did you get him?

63. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Anita.
Anita who?

I don’t agree with Comet.

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Response

Elevator Anita, Rudolph.

Anita, revolt, Rudolph.

Through: Escape / Tim Gow

64. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kanya.
Kania who?

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Response

Why don’t you get me some Christmas cookies?

65. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Oakham.
Oakham who?

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Response

Oakham, you’re all right…

66. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Klaus.
Klaus who?

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Response

Klaus, I can’t wait any longer!

67. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Deer
Which deer?

The snowy road is the right prognosis.

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Response

Looks like it’s going to rain, deer!

68. Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Freeze!
Freeze who?

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Response

Freeze the weirdo! Freeze the weirdo!

69. Knock, knockWho’s there?
Honda…
Honda who?

I thought it might be the new Civic instead….

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Response

Honda on the first day of Christmas, my true love sent me, a partridge in a pear tree!

Honda, who sent me my true love on Christmas Day, a partridge on a pear tree....

Through: Escape / Joao Melo

70. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

They’re all Don.

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Response

Did Arthur forget the meatballs?

71. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Coal.
The Coal Who?

It’s very dark humour.

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Response

I’ll give you money if you hear Santa coming.

72. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Aurora.
Aurora who?

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Response

Aurora just came out of a bad Bigfoot.

73. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Donut
Donut who?

Response display

Response

The donuts open the presents for Christmas.

74. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Isabelle.
Which Isabelle?

Response display

Response

Ring the bell?

12 jokes about mathematics

Funny jokes - math jokes

Through: Escape / Andrei Leonov

Knock-knock jokes work on a simple math: Availability + score line = ringtone for the listener. Rejoice in math by telling those knock-knock jokes.

Here are 12 fun math jokes:

75. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Eighty-two who?

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Response

We don’t have to make lunch, we’re already 8 years old.

76. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Zero!
Zero who?

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Response

Zero as fast as she can, but she still lost the boat race.

77. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tangents!
Tangents who?

They come with cosines.

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Response

Tangents like to go to the beach.

78. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
– Ash.
As who?

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Response

Grinding shaft, grinding saw.

79. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Mobius.
Mobius who?

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Response

Mobius is a big whale!

80. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Production.
Who’s gone?

It’s always hard when you’re not part of a cool dataset.

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Response

Get out of here! We only let honest people in this house!

We only let honest people in this house .

Through: Escape / Dylan Foote

81. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Mode.
Which mode?

I don’t know what you mean.

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Response

Lawn mode. What am I supposed to do now?

82. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Convexity.
Convex who?

Unless, of course, they can’t change their behavior.

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Response

Sentenced to jail!

83. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Tennis.
Tennis who?

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Response

Tennis on five plus five!

84. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Adam.
Adam who?

Is that joke funny?

85. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Canoe.
Can who?

Response display

Response

Would a canoe help me solve my math problems?

86. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Nobel.
Nobel who?

Response display

Response

There’s no ringing at the door, so I knocked!

12 Funny but stupid jokes about knocking

funny jokes, knock-knock - stupid jokes

Through: Escape / Victoria Quirk

Don’t let anyone tell you you’re stupid to tell funny knocking jokes. Tell those stupid jokes and prove it before you’re accused!

Here are 12 funny but stupid knock jokes:

1А9 87. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Already now.
Already who?

I swear I’ve heard it before.

1А9 88. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?

Response display

Response

Is Wanda seeing me now?

1А9 89. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb who?

Watch out for the beeswax!

Response display

Response

Put the honey in your hair!

1А9 90. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Stupid.
Stupid who?

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Response

You’re stupid, that’s what you are!

91. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Fannie.
Fanny who?

Response display

Response

Fanny, why do you keep saying who is it?

1А9 92. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?

This climax really bothers me.

Amos who_ Amosquito This highlight really bothers me .

Through: Escape / Samuel Miles

1А9 93. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Police
Police who?

Sounds like a real emergency.

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Response

The police are in a hurry, it’s cold in here.

94. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Goliath.
Goliath who?

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Response

Goliath, you look tired!

95. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Frozen lemonade.
Frozen lemonade who?

Response display

Response

You can hear iced soda all over the neighborhood!

96. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
now.
Nun who?

Don’t get used to that joke.

97. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Freight.
cargo who?

98. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Cheese.
Cheese who?

Then Cheddar has to ask her out.

Response display

Response

Cheese is a good girl.

10 funny birthday jokes

Funny jokes knock - birthday jokes

Through: Escape / Kyle Head

Don’t you have the money to buy someone a decent birthday present? Tell them those birthday jokes so they don’t invite you to the party!

Here are 10 fun birthday jokes:

99. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Abbey.
Abbey who?

100. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Alligator.
Alligator who?

A little crocodile.

Response display

Response

For her birthday, the alligator was a card.

101. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Bacon.
Bacon who?

A joke that hits the nail on the head.

Response display

Response

Bacon is a birthday cake!

102. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Behemoth.
Hippo who?

Response display

Response

Hippo birthday to you, Hippo birthday to you.

103. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Wanda!
Wanda who?

Response display

Response

Wanda wishes you a happy birthday!

Wanda who_Wanda wishes you happy birthday

Through: Escape / Cristina Paparo

104. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
blocks
blocks who?

Don’t ruin the conversation with that.

Response display

Response

Wooden shoes, like that birthday present?

105. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?

Response display

Response

Time for your activities and a happy birthday!

106. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Eleven
Eleven who?

This joke confuses the competition.

Response display

Response

When I pack these birthday presents.

107. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?

Response display

Response

A gift for Bertha just for you!

10 funny jokes for old people

funny jokes knocking - jokes about old people

Through: Escape / Christina Gottardi

Old age isn’t funny, so the elderly should find comfort in jokes about the elderly. Whether you’re old or old at heart, these knocking jokes will really make you wish you’d gotten old a little sooner.

Here are 10 funny old-fashioned jokes:

108. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?

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Response

I didn’t know you could cook!

109.Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?

Time really rules old people.

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Response

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just the doctor.

110. Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Needle.
Needle who?

Response display

Response

A pin will help you get in!

111. Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
– T-shirts.
Mikey who?

Response display

Response

Mikey’s not working. Can you let me in?

112. Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Turnip
Turnip who?

113. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Nanna.
Nanna who?

Nanna is not in the mood today.

Response display

Response

Nanna is your business, that’s who.

Nanna Your Business, That's Who

Through: Escape / Cristina Paparo

114. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Oswald.
Oswald who?

That joke’s really stuck in your head.

Response display

Response

Oswald my gum!

115. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Snow.
Who?

Response display

Response

Use of snow. I forgot my name again!

116. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Witches.
Witches who?

Depends on the direction you’re traveling.

Response display

Response

Witches on their way to the grocery store.

117. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Egg.
Egg who?

Response display

Response

I’m very disappointed you still don’t recognize me.

10 funny jokes about tuk tuk dogs

Funny knock-knock jokes - dog jokes

Through: Escape / Jamie Street

If your dog refuses to follow your commands, put him in his place with these dog beaters. It’ll show him who’s responsible.

Here are 10 funny jokes about tuk tuk dogs:

118. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Protection.
Protecting who?

Response display

Response

There’s a hole in the defence – that’s how I got into your garden!

119. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Hugh
Hugh who?

Who’s a good joke? You! Oh, yeah!

Response display

Response

Is Hugh a good dog? Me, huh?

120. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Onion.
Which arch?

Great, now dogs correct everyone’s grammar!

Response display

Response

Don’t bow down to anyone! Wow!

121. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

Response display

Response

Does Arthur have any other dogs?

122. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Senior.
Senior who?

A real joke.

Response display

Response

The old dog went through the garbage yesterday.

The old dog has yesterday gone through the garbage can. .

Through: Escape / Svyatoslav Romanov

123. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Thai.
Ty who?

You can be more polite on the phone.

Response display

Response

Ty picks up the dog before he escapes.

124. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Ron!
Ron who?

Response display

Response

Ron’s a little faster, okay? There’s a pit bull after us!

125. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Pooch!
Pooch who?

Is the dog asking for a hug?

Response display

Response

Hold me, baby!

126. Knock-knock.
Who is he? An Irishman.
Which Irish?

Response display

Response

I can have a puppy in Ireland!

127. Knock, knock.
Who is it?
Eileen.
Eileen who?

Response display

Response

Eileen to pet the dog.

9 funny jokes about political knocking

funny jokes, knock-knock - political jokes

Through: Splash / History in HD

We live in dark political times, so enlighten everyone with these throbbing political jokes. You get a bipartisan agreement that you have a terrible sense of humor.

Here are nine funny knock-knock political jokes:

128. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Busch Light!
Bush Lite who?

This beer is repetitive.

Response display

Response

Bush-lite to Congress on Weapons of Mass Destruction.

129. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lightning!
Lightning who?

Response

I was Lightning.

130. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
KGB.
KGB who?

The KGB a little weaker next time?

Response display

Response

*Gebbetts blow* The KGB answers to no one!

131. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Concierge!
Who?

Response display

Response

Find another job, yours is going to China!

You're looking for another job, yours is going to China...

Through: Escape / Matt Popovich

132. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Crimea
Crimea who?

Ukraine is inventing this kind of thing.

133. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Annie.
Annie who?

That joke really struck… right through the glass ceiling.

Response display

Response

Annie, what you can do, I can do for 87 cents on the dollar.

134. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Collusion.
Consultation with whom?

Let all the Russians be the judge of that.

Response display

Response

Exactly! THERE WAS NO CONSPIRACY!

135. Knock, knockWho’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?

Response display

Response

Every five seconds the blind in the village call JOBS JOBS and MAGA.

136. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Nita.
Nita who?

Response display

Response

Nita’s a good lawyer who’ll keep you out of jail.

5 funny science jokes

Funny jokes - science jokes

Through: Escape / Rely on Tru Katsunde

Science can be mysterious, surprising and incomprehensible at the same time. Science jokes can be terrible, unforgivable and not very funny. Then share!

Here are five fun science jokes:

137. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
The square root of 2.
The square root of 2 who ?

Response display

Response

Don’t listen to me, I’m irrational.

138. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Oms!
The who?

He is accompanied by his colleague Watson.

Response display

Response

Sherlock at your service…..

139. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Uranium 235!
Uranium-235 which one?

That joke really puts you in a good mood.

Response display

Response

If you don’t open this door, I’m leaving.

uranium-235 who_ If you don't open this door, I'm gonna break down.

Through: Escape / Hans Rainier

140. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noble gas!
Noble Gas who?

Don’t drive a neon sign.

Response display

Response

Anyway, I think all my friends are Argon.

141. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?

Response display

Response

Put the bowls in the zinc!

9 funny computer jokes

Funny jokes - computer jokes

Through: Escape / Lee Campbell

Tell some of these jokes on the computer and remind everyone why they stopped listening to you and started looking at their phones all day.

Here are 9 funny computer jokes:

142. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
YA YA.Ya Ya who?

It’s even better if you blackmail them.

143. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Firewall!
firewall who?

Response display

Response

Welcome to China! The house of the big firewall.

144. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Amanda!

Response display

Response

Amanda fixed your security system.

145. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?

I’ll send you a telegram later.

Response display

Response

I just told you about the bug you’re asking for.

146. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Aldo
Aldo who?

Are you even laughing at the joke?

Response display

Response

Aldo everything for the game console!

Aldo, everything for a game system.

Through: Escape / Emmanuel

147. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Washing machine.
disk who?

Response display

Response

The disc is a recording, leave your message after the beep!

148. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Ida.
Ida who?

Response display

Response

Ida called first, but the phone didn’t work.

149. Knock-knock.
Who is it? Yes.
Who?

The real joke is somebody picked Bing.

Response display

Response

No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

150. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?

Response display

Response

Stop the clock and listen carefully!

5 funny anecdotes about the military tuk-tuk

Funny jokes knocking - military jokes

Through: Escape / David Leveque

The army is an honorable institution. Remind them why they were right not to welcome you as a Class F soldier.

Here are 5 fun facts about a military tuk-tuk:

151. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Army.
Army who?

I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know.

Response display

Response

You and the army are still friends?

152. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
SniperSniper who?

Exactly.

Through: Escape / Zhang X

153. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Iran!
Iran who?

Iran: My brain is trying to find an answer.

Response display

Response

Iran is here to tell you!

154. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Tank!
Tank who?

155. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Osama ben
Osama ben Who?

Still a classic after all these years.

Response display

Response

Osama Bean stayed in one place too long, and we got him.

13 funny jokes about Easter

Funny jokes knocking - Easter jokes

Through: Escape / Annie Spratt

Easter can be a time for family gatherings. Easter jokes are the reason they stay away. You can really take the charm out of this holiday reunion with those funny tuk-tuk jokes.

Here are 13 nice Easter jokes:

156. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Wendy.
Which Wendy?

Response display

Response

Is the Easter bunny coming?

157. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Ether
Ether who?

This one sleeps more than usual.

158. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Ana.
Anna who?

Response display

Response

Another Easter bunny!

159. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

Response display

Response

Arthur, any more eggs to decorate?

160. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Butcher.
The butcher who?

This one will really impress your audience.

Response display

Response

Meat eggs in a basket.

161. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Dewey.
Dewey who?

Response display

Response

Does Dewey still have to listen to these rabbit jokes?

Dewey has to listen to these rabbit jokes. .

Through: Escape / Marianne Krohn

162. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Heidi.
Heidi who?

Response display

Response

Heidi’s balls are all over the house!

163. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Alma.
Alma who?

Response display

Response

Alma’s Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?

164. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Egg.
Egg who?

What a joke!

Response display

Response

An egg to see me?

165. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Orange.
Orange who?

You’re starting to get a little blue.

Response display

Response

Orange, are you glad there are no more Easter bunny jokes?

166. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Howie.
Howie who?

Response display

Response

Howie wants to get rid of all the Easter bunnies?

167. Knock, knockWho’s there?
Some rabbits
Some rabbits Who?

Come in and find out who did it!

Response display

Response

A rabbit ate all my Easter eggs!

168. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Boo.
Boo who?

Response display

Response

Don’t cry! The Easter bunny is coming back next year!

10 funny coffee mugs

funny knock-knock jokes - coffee jokes

Through: Escape / Mike Kenneally

Do you need caffeine? Then you’re definitely not in the mood for knock-knock coffee jokes. Too bad the next cup of coffee comes with a few jokes before the black coffee does its magic.

Here are 10 funny jokes about the coffee truck:

169. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Coffee beer.
Coffee machine who?

A joke that lets everyone know who gets their first cup of coffee in the morning.

Response display

Response

Coffee beers are for me, not you.

170. Knock, knock<
Who’s there?
Joe Coffee
Joe Coffee who?

Response display

Response

Coffee Joe is ready!

171. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Abraham.
Abraham who?

Response display

Response

A cracker with Abraham’s milk would be perfect.

172. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Esme.
Esme who?

Nate already did.

Response display

Response

Is the tea ready for Esme?

173. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Philip.
Philip who?

Response display

Response

Philippe, my cup, I’m thirsty!

174. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Sid.
Sid who?

I prefer Stan.

Response display

Response

Sit down and have a cup of coffee.

Sid, who came down and had a cup of coffee .

Through: Escape / Kayla Otto

175. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Goat.
Goat who?

Response display

Response

Go to the shop and buy milk.

176. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Donut.
Donut who?

Response display

Response

Doughnut panic is just a joke.

177. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Muffin.
Cupcake who?

Of course, that’s a given.

Response display

Response

Don’t worry about the cupcake! It’s gonna be okay.

178. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Pretzel.
Pretzel who?

That joke’s a little twisted.

Response display

Response

Pretzel presses the button to call.

5 funny jokes about lawyers

funny knock-knock jokes - lawyer jokes

Through: Escape / Melinda Gimpel

There’s only one reason in the world to be thankful for lawyers: You gave us a reason to make up lawyer jokes. These funny knocking jokes set the bar really high for those who go over it.

Here are five nice lawyer jokes:

179. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?

Response display

Response

Everybody knows that!

180. TUCK-TUCK!
1 29, WHO IS IT?
ADVOCATE.
WHAT KIND OF LAWYER?

A slogan for anyone who is confronted with a visit to a lawyer.

Response display

Response

PLEAD FOR YOUR EXPECTATIONS TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!

A LAWYER WHO MEETS YOUR EXPECTATIONS TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT.

Through: Escape / Gregory Hayes

181. TUCK-TUCK!
1 29, WHO IS IT?
ABYSSINIA.
ABYSSINIA WHO?

Response display

Response

ABYSS ONE DAY BEHIND BARS!

182. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Kermit.
Kermit who?

Unless, of course, you’re the police pig.

Response display

Response

Kermit’s a felony, and you’re going to jail.

183. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Control sample. Con-

Response display

Response

Okay, now you’re talking: Who’s a control freak?!

9 funny jokes on the desk

Knock-knock humor - office jokes

Through: Escape / Priscilla du Preez

If there’s one place you want to make a funny knocking joke, it’s in the boring, boring world of the office. So keep your beaters relevant with these office jokes, perfect for your colleagues.

Here are 9 funny jokes about office tuk tuk:

184. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Cereals.
Cereal who?

It’ll really brighten up the whole office.

Response display

Response

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s a pleasure to meet you!

185. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Theodore!
Theodore who?

Response display

Response

Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.

186. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Candy!
Candy that?

Response display

Response

Is opening the candy door slower?

187. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Chance!

Response display

Response

That’s impossible. A chance not to knock twice!

189. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Cook.
Who’s cooking?

Response display

Response

Yeah, that sounds a little crazy.

Yes, you look really crazy

Through: Unsplash / Arlington Research

190. Knock-knock.
Who is it?

It’s a joke that will make any tax officer laugh.

Response display

Response

TAXATION. His house has been repossessed.

191. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
ME.
Me who?

Response display

Response

Oh, quite an existentialist, I see.

192. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Wire.
wire to whom?

Response display

Response

Are you listening? Why is somebody here? Let’s drink.

12 funny church jokes

Funny jokes knocking - church jokes

Through: Escape / John Cafazza

The only thing the pious and the wicked can agree on is that they have enough funny tuk-tuk jokes for this life and all other lives after death. Have pity on them, bring some knocking jokes to the church that will come from here to heaven.

Here are 12 funny jokes about the church tuk-tuk:

193. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?

Response display

Response

Voodoo, do you think you ask me so many questions?

194. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Buddha!
Buddha who?

Response display

Response

Buddha, this piece of bread for me!

195. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?

No, but I can build a decent boat.

Response display

Response

Did Noah build a fast pine truck for the Derby?

196. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dubai!
Dubai who?
I know you’re Muslim, but will you let me have a drink in Dubai?

I love Qatar, your young man’s line.

197. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Jason Bourne!
Jason Bourne who?

Response display

Response

Bourne’s a Christian again, that’s what he is.

198. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Allah!
Allah who?

Response display

Response

Allah, these stars will lead us home.

Allah, these stars will lead us to the house. .

Through: Escape / Hamid Khalegi

199. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Babylon.
Babylon who?

What a sublime joke for any audience.

Response display

Response

Babylon. I’m not listening to this gibberish you’re talking about.

200. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Jesus!
Jesus who?

Response display

Response

My God, open the door.

201. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Sodom.
Sodom who?

Gomorrah needs another joke after this one.

Response display

Response

Sodom, don’t talk to them!

202. TUCK-TUCK.
1 29, WHO IS IT?
SCREAM!
HOLY WHO?

Response display

Response

I’M HOLIER THAN YOU.

203. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?

What a goddamn joke.

Response display

Response

Heaven saw you a long time ago!

204. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Mu!
Mu who?

Response display

Response

Your friend Mooslim.

2 funny jokes but a little cheesy

funny jokes and knocking jokes are the order of the day.

Through: Escape / Priscilla du Preez

The blows smell as bad as old cheese, and cheese smells better. So share their silly jokes with your friends and make sure you really smell the room.

Here are 2 funny, but a little cheesy jokes about the theme knocking:

205. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Cheese.
Cheese who?

Yeah, it’s Gouda.

Response display

Response

Cheese is a good girl.

206. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Kish.
Who?

Response display

Response

Can I have a hug and a quiche?

17 funny but bad jokes

Funny knocking jokes are bad jokes.

Through: Escape / Allison Hein

Look, you’re a bad guy for making those funny knock-knock jokes, so give him a hug and tell him bad jokes that make him laugh.

Here are 17 funny but bad jokes about tuk tuk:

207. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Wanda Smellmop.
Wanda Smellmop who?

Response display

Response

No, thank you, I’m not excited.

208. Knock-knock, who’s there?
Nicosia
Nicosia who?

Response display

Response

Clothing for sale. Buy socks and Nicosia

209. Knock-knock, who’s there?
Medina
Medina who?

This one’s really for lunch.

Response display

Response

Medina’s on the table, so I have to go.

210. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Ada.
Ada who?

Response display

Response

Ada burger for lunch!

211. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Amy.
Amy who?

Response display

Response

Amy was afraid I’d forgotten!

Amy was afraid I'd forgotten. .

Through: Splash / Matheus Ferrero

212. Knock-knock, who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?

That joke’s actually at the top of the creek.

Response display

Response

We call the Wendy River a meander.

213. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Candy…
Candy that?

Pigeons love that joke.

Response display

Response

Did the owner of the big red car come to get it off my driveway?

214. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?

Response display

Response

Ahmed, a pay phone trying to call home. All the money I spent on you.

215. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Tribunals
Who?

216. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Clocks!
Bell who?

Response display

Response

Tinkerbell’s out!

217. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Iowa
Iowa who?

Better Nebraska for forgiveness.

Response display

Response

Iowa, apologize to the owner of the red car!

Iowa, who apologized to the owner of red car .

Through: Escape / Ben White

218. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie
Sadie who?

Response display

Response

Sadie’s oath of allegiance. The 4th of July!

219. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
repeat
repeat who?

Well, you asked for it.

Response display

Response

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…

220. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?

Response display

Response

The water you make there? Open the door, please!

221. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Oh!
Who?

Don’t laugh at that joke.

Response display

Response

You look like you have a cold. ….

222. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Little girl
Little girl who?

Response display

Response

a little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!

223. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?

Response display

Response

It’s a great TV show, isn’t it?

11 funny jokes knocking

Humour knock knock jokes - funny jokes

Through: Escape / Katie Treadway

Just because you’re intolerant doesn’t mean you can’t prove your joke. These funny knocking jokes are also spiritual jokes that anyone would tell with pride (without shame or self-respect)!

Here are 11 funny jokes:

224. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
X
X who?

B, my guest.

225. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Who?
Who?

Response display

Response

Will you let me in?

226. Knock-knock.
Who is it? Anyone from Zaney?

You’d have to be crazy not to laugh.

227. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Honey Bee.
Bee who?

Response display

Response

Bee, bring me some water.

Bee, the bee loves and brings me water...

Through: Escape / Matthew T. Rader

228. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Juneau.
Juno who?

Alaska’s a friend.

Response display

Response

Juneau is the capital of Alaska?

229. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Ave.
Avenue who?

Response display

Response

Has the Avenue ever knocked on this door before?

230. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Doris.
Doris who?

Response display

Response

Doris is stuck again.

231. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Hall
Hall who?

232. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Yukon
Yukon who?

This joke is a gold mine.

Response display

Response

The Yukon leaves and comes back another time.

233. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Courts.
What kind of dishes?

Don’t dry anything funny!

Response display

Response

Police come! Open up! Open up!

234. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?

Response display

Response

Alpaca case, load the car!

7 Funny New Year jokes

Funny jokes - New Year jokes

Through: Escape / Anna Vander Stel

Make sure your cutting-edge knowledge really reminds you to forget about this year by sharing some funny New Year’s jokes with them during the countdown. You’re gonna call in the New Year in a fun way… and probably alone.

Here are seven funny New Year’s jokes:

235. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Amoria.
Amory who?

Response display

Response

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

236 . Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Apple.
Apple who?

One of those jokes that works best on pears.

237. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Hannah.
Hannah who?

Response display

Response

Hannah, Happy New Year!

238. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?

Beautiful Gouda.

Response display

Response

Cheese – a nice and good guy!

239. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth who?

Response display

Response

Beth wishes you a Happy New Year!

240. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Chips.
Chips Who?

It’s a real ticking joke.

Response display

Response

Funny, nice guy.

241. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Gopher.
Gopher Who?

The rodent sees it coming.

Response display

Response

I could bring Gopher a cup of hot chocolate now.

242. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Harvey.
Harvey Who?

Response display

Response

Harvey, I wish you all a Happy New Year.

243. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Holly.
Holly Who?

Response display

Response

The holiday season is back!

11 funny nerd jokes toc-toc

funny knock-knock jokes - funny knock-knock jokes - funny jokes

Through: Escape / Clem Onojeghuo

You may think that knock-knock jokes are synonymous with geek jokes, but believe me, some knock-knock jokes can be even more nervous. Try sharing some of these jokes and see who’s got the best nerd laughing afterwards.

Here are 11 funny nerd knocking jokes:

244. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Toby
Toby who?

Hamlet, you’ve got one minute to get this.

Response display

Response

Toby or no Toby, that’s the question here.

245. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Carrot
Carrot Who?

246. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Narnia!
Narnia who?

Aslan, when they laugh, that’s all that matters.

247. Knock, knock!
Who is it?
Aldo
Aldo who?

Response display

Response

Aldo everything for the game console!

248. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Stranger.
Stranger who?

I hope this joke won’t alienate your friends.
Wait, how many strangers do you know?
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249. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Dozen.
A dozen who?

Response display

Response

Somebody let me in?!

Dozen, somebody wants me in .

Through: Escape / Joanna Nix

250. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Sound.
Noise who?

251. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Alec.
Alec who?

Response display

Response

Alec-Trinity. Isn’t that shocking?

252. Knock-knock.
Who is it?
Snow.
Who?

Response display

Response

The snow asks when you can just open it.

253. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Otdo
to whom?

A nerd and a faggot in one!

Response display

Response

It’s for who.

254. Knock! Knock!
Who is it?
Walking.
Who’s going camping?

A wordplay with so many syllables!

Response display

Response

I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

How to use funny jokes and knocking

Through: Splash / Matheus Ferrero

Funny knocking jokes only work if you help them work. You can’t just rely on the text to do all the work for you. As with all humour, delivery is important. So to make sure you tell your knocking jokes right, follow these four steps. Then you can sit back and let everyone see how surprisingly bad your sense of humour is.

Learn funny jokes here:

1. Get ready to moan

Prepare to take advantage of your inner Father and let one of the illusory forms of the Great Father speak through you! These jokes are meant to be bad. You want them to be bad. They’re supposed to be so bad that they make people laugh in spite of themselves.

So play your part and have fun telling those jokes.

2. Practicing on your interpreters

The key to every knocking joke is the clock-knock line, that’s why it has to be delivered just in time. Sometimes it’s a matter of twisting the pronunciation of a word or really emphasizing an unexpected turn of phrase with your answer.

Practice it beforehand to make sure that when you tell others, you are really communicating what the humour, so to speak, runs through.

3. Share your call

It’s a little anecdotal with step one. People often don’t laugh at the joke itself, but at the clear and childlike entertainment that the joker offers and makes everyone want to listen to his text.

4. Continue beating

funny jokes, knock-knock- keep knocking.

Through: Escape / Priscilla du Preez

If the first joke fails, tell someone else. The key to good mood in rap is to practice and show people that you are a good sport that wants to make the world laugh. So when the silent crowd hits you, stand up and strike again.

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  1. There’s only ten seconds to laugh? No problem if you have the best lining jokes.
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  5. Make your whole family jealous of turkey by sharing their favourite Thanksgiving jokes in November.

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Of course, you may feel that the above mentioned tuk-tuk jokes are actually considered the funniest, but have you ever thought that you could be the problem? These funny knocking jokes are perfect for informal conversations to relax the atmosphere and let everyone know you’re not taking yourself too seriously.

So get off your high horse, comedy purist, grab your favorite jokes from above and share them with your friends. And, don’t forget to knock when you get there.

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